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Answers to Bald Jokes
Over the years I have come to totally ignore jokes or comments about my baldness. Now they roll off my back just as Pamela Anderson ignores comments about her large breasts. They no longer bother me - BUT - once in a while I like to respond in kind. Here a few of my responses. Send us your responses and we'll add them to this page.

* Be careful when you rub it; I get taller.
* With a body like this, who needs hair!
* Do you want to rub it for good luck?
* Yea, it is shiny, and if you look closely you can even see the reflection of your ugly puss!
* I just grew through my hair!
* My wife says that it's a solar panel for my love machine.
* So, do you think that having hair makes you immune to being ugly?
*Oh yeah? Well, I can always put on a hat but there's no way you can hide that face.
*Hey baldy!....What?..you talkin to me or did you just see your future?
*That's ok...you'll catch up to me sooner or later.
*My brain needed room to expand.
*They say guys have two heads....I guess we all know where yours is.
*Beauty is only skin deep...I guess that's why you have hair.
*Did you know that hair is really dead?...I guess that means your head is a corpse.
*It's a heat sink for a super computer.
*You're looking at your future.
*Fortunately mine works and yours is clogged with hair.
*Most men use their testosterone to grow hair; bald men put it to better use.

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* Ok... I might be picard, at least I have no Shatner wig.